INTRO:  chords: A   E   Bm Bmsus (X24430) Bm



        riff notes: (heel-dampened, staccato notes) EDC#B, EDC#AB



A                  E                         Bm  Bmsus  Bm

She was washing the dishes when she burst into tears



A                      E                      Bm  Bmsus  Bm

It was the time of the month she was up to her ears



         G (320033)      C (add9)(X32033)  G         C (add9)

I put my arms 'round her neck I said      sit down a while



       G           C (add9)          G     C (add9)

Cry as much as you like         I'll do the dishes



        G     C (add9)  E  (G#m)

Tell me what's on your mind  ---





F#                C#                         D#m

There's a boiling point that you're bound to reach



                   B                      G#m

When it's all your fault and you're half asleep



                Bbm

She's lucky she doesn't have to shave



B                   C#            A      E  Bm Bmsus Bm

I'm so luck I'm not doubled up in pain.



[verse 2 same chords]

[refrain-same chords except end:]



          C#             D#m           E  D#m     E (B)

    ... doubled up with pain!  oh no! (instrumental)



A                                         F#m

A fairy tale finish, we flaked out on the floor



A                                        F#m

It was match of the day on the TV what's more



[suggested riff notes under chords above: E F# A   F# A]



        G            C(add9)     G             C (add9)

I fell asleep at halftime we had had a right result



       G          C (add9)    G          C (add9)

It was kisses and hugs at the end of the day



          G   C(add9)  E   (G#m)

She's the one that I love. ----



[refrain - same until end:]



       C#           F#

 ....doubled up in pain.



F#          C#   D#m      B      G#m       Bbm   B        C#

(There's a point that you reach, head held down, loss for speech)



F#                C#                         D#m

There's a boiling point that you're bound to reach



                   B                     G#m

When it's all your fault and you're half asleep



                        Bbm

She's so lucky that she doesn't have to shave



B                    C#            F#

I'm so lucky I'm not doubled up in pain.



[repeat to end]