D                                                D  C G C G
Well you'd better not tell I've had a good night

D                                       D  C G C G
Me and this bird she's a bit of alright

Em                           F#m
Dancing to the sounds as the arches get searched

    G                    A                D C G C G
She is the business of a bit of old skirt

Bm                                    D C#m Bm
It's so dirty when its in the right mood

                                        Bm Am Gm
Give it some brandy and some Chinese food

                                       Gm F#m Em
Take her for a spin with your stereo jack

                                     F#m Am Bm
Tell her she's the best girl you've had

                                      D C#m Bm
Give it some gold to put round it's neck

                                  Bm Am Gm
Bet her old man puts you on the deck


But it's so dirty with me(its so dirty with me)

E                  A
It's so dirty with me(its so dirty with me)

D                                              D C G C G
Well you'd better watch out here comes a tornado

D                                         D C G C G 
You'll end up looking like a mashed potato

Em                                F#m
If her old man gets word of what's going on here

       G                       A                 D C G C G
You'll end up in the bottom of someone's next beer


Bm                                    D C#m Bm
It's so dirty when its in the right mood

                                        Bm Am Gm
Give it some brandy and some Chineese food

                                       Gm F#m Em
Take her for a spin with your stereo jack

                                     F#m Am Bm
Tell her she's the best girl you've had

                                      D C#m Bm
Give it some gold to put round it's neck

                                  Bm Am Gm
Bet her old man puts you on the deck


But it's so dirty with me(its so dirty with me)

E                  A
It's so dirty with me(its so dirty with me)

Solo

Bb  D  G  F D  Bb  D  G  F  D

D                                               D C G C G
Well I've got a bud ain't frightened by shooters

D                                           D C G C G
So lets have a drink for a couple of troopers

Em                                  F#m
No her old man won't know I've been giving it some

           G                         A                   D C G C G
Unless you tell hime the news but we know that ain't done


Bm                                    D C#m Bm
It's so dirty when its in the right mood

                                        Bm Am Gm
Give it some brandy and some Chineese food

                                       Gm F#m Em
Take her for a spin with your stereo jack

                                     F#m Am Bm
Tell her she's the best girl you've had

                                      D C#m Bm
Give it some gold to put round it's neck

                                  Bm Am Gm
Bet her old man puts you on the deck


But it's so dirty with me(its so dirty with me)

E                  A
It's so dirty with me(its so dirty with me)


Solo 

Bb  D  G  F  D  Bb D  G  F  D

D-C-Bb  D  G  F  D

D-C-Bb D  G  F(hold and end)


Notes: For the solo, all chords take up a whole measure,
       except when seperated by a dash(-), in which case it is 
       a quick walkdown

       Corrections are welcome