Intro: D D C G/B D C G/B D D D D 

D/ C# D F#m D C# D(2X)

E
First thing you know, she's zipping outta her jeans

                              D/ C# D F#m D C# D
and zipping into her lady skirt

E
She talks about her head, once it was a dream

                               D/ C# D F#m D C# D
Now everybody's passing the word

B                A
Looking into her sad eyes,

B                     D C# A F#
Stepping out down her hall

B                     A
If you tell her she's funny,

    B                         D C# A B F# A B F# E
She stops like a  cat on the wall

E
She comes down to her bed sitting room,

                                 D/ C# D F#m D C# D
And everything is slung on the bed

E
Boy magazines with a vision of girls,

                               D/ C# D F#m D C# D
Maybe you'll be on there instead


B                A
Looking into her sad eyes,

B                     D C# A F#
Stepping out down her hall

B                     A
If you tell her she's funny,

    B                         D C# A B F# A B F# E
She stops like a  cat on the wall

(Drum solo, then a lot of noise/solos with E throughout)

D/ C# D F#m D C# D(2X)

E
Last thing you see, the mirror smashed in her face,

                                     D/ C# D F#m D C# D
She's smelling like a flower its great

E
The door's on the latches, she's taking her case,

                                  D/ C# D F#m D C# D
Bought a Zypher, place looks erased


B                A
Looking into her sad eyes,

B                     D C# A F#
Stepping out down her hall

B                     A
If you tell her she's funny,

    B                         D C# A B F# A B F# E
She stops like a  cat on the wall

     E(More noise)
STOP!!!!!(screamed)


Notes: All chords are power chords, except in the intro
       Corrections are always welcome