INTRO
C   F    C   F    Bb       Gm
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VERSE
C                   F
    I know that I'm bonkers

C             F
    Stupidity conquers

Bb                               Gm
    Forgive me I know not what I do

C                 F
    The cunning behaviour

C                  Ab
    Takes up every acre

Eb                           Bb
    Of emotional cage in the zoo


    G
You know how it goes

    C/G
The volcano blows

 F                             Dm
Eruptions hold the duvet down

    G
The words on the lips

    C/G
The sticking out ribs

     F                            Dm
As I try to push my weight around


VERSE
I'm sorry please witness
This act of forgiveness
It’s all I can do for her to see
That I was the sad case
A mouse in the rat race
Won’t somebody pass me the cheese

The size of her breasts
Like woodpeckers nests
Would comfort me on winter nights
The brains in my pants
Create milli amps
Of pleasure with seconds of delight


INSTRUMENTAL
D                 F
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G                 Eb
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A              F
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VERSE
I'm bonkers believe me
A Federico Fellini
I'm swinging on the windmills of my mind
Where I have been ground down
I'm still walking down town
I'm leaving all this madness behind

Laid back on the couch
With me the old slouch
For an Oscar on the silent screen
There's no time to waste
As I fill my fat face
With a  pizza slice and custard cream


C               F
    I'm sorry I hurt you

C                  F          Bb       Gm
    I'm so sorry I hurt you   / / / /  / / / /

C                 F
    I'm bonkers believe me

C                 F          Bb       Gm
    I'm bonkers believe me   / / / /  / / / /

C                 F          C   F
    I'm bonkers believe me   / / / /

        C         F          C   F
    I'm bonkers believe me   / / / /


OUTRO
C   F
/ / / /  (repeat and fade)