There at the Top 
      She's independent 
      She's a modern woman 
      She needs no prompting 
      On her should 'n' shouldn't 
      It's always bosses 
      Who wish that she wouldn't 
      Files in the cabinet so neatly numerical 
      Makes all the clients so neatly alphabetical 

      Turn of 21 
      She's looking at the map 
      Looking at her watch 
      Bags on the rack 
      It seems like she's there at the top 

      There for her service 
      Comfy red Granada 
      Up to the midlands 
      With a taped Sinatra 
      Plans all the hotels 
      And the airplane charters 
      Found under covers with some representative 
      The deal is effected but still only tentative 

      Shorthands a letter 
      Heading on the paper 
      Slimline her lunchbreak 
      Will it ever make her 
      Slender and modern 
      So all the men will take her 
      Back to the mirror in the Empress Hotel 
      Where the businessman smiles and the object is sell

  • FROM THE ALBUM: Argybargy.