WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.
the b-side to "Last Time Forever"
Part One: Rock n'
Roll (That's) (Holland)
Lads and lassies, boys and girls, welcome to the most unusual record of all time ever made: Five single minutes from five different people. Some classically brilliant, others utter crap. In my minute, I will be paying homage, paying thanks, paying five guineas, and paying a tribute to the greatest record producer of all time, Mr. "Big John" Goulie!
Big John Goulie would sit in the studio,
he'd say to the engineer, "Engineer, is that tape rolling?"
Guess we haven't heard a lot of Big John since he got his penis caught in a 24-track recording machine in Dallas in 1957. We love you Big John, and we thank you for giving us stereo as you know it. And if you've got a walkman, watch out!
Left right left right left right left right
left right left right left right
That's rock and roll !!
Practices his scales in the E flat, beneath me in sleep
Majestic and eastern
The places she leads me
The clarinet player, practices here
Does she know where she sends me
majestic and eastern
The practicing clarinet....