Model
    (Difford/Tilbrook) 

    WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see. 

       
      She's ahead of her time and she's never lazy
      But something changed your mind and she could drive you crazy
      Volunteers for winter coats and summer clothes that shine
      Volunteers for magazines I read them all the time
      But that's all right

      Do do do do do do do do do do - do do do do do do da da da
      Down the runway
      Do do do do do do do do do do - do do do do do do do
      She's so ugly

      Tidy work never suffers when you stage your abuse
      Cocktails in the evening when you're completely nude
      Models at the motor show and I dribble at the thought
      Models looking like lobsters, convertibles and sports
       

    Lyrics deciphered by David Martin


  • Chords
  • FROM THE ALBUM: (UK) Squeeze. An alternate recording of the song, running some 30 seconds longer and with the words "she's so ugly" changed to "she's so lovely", was released as the B-side to "Cool For Cats".
  • COMPILATIONS: Excess Moderation (B-side version).
  • From the Excess Moderation sleevenotes. Glenn: Different from the album version, this highlights the wilder side of the band that was to become increasingly submerged under the direction of our writing. Chris: My tongue stuck out as far as the photographs and all I could do was dream of being in some fashionable band with high collars and skinny legs. Dreaming is what songwriting is often all about.