WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.  

      You sit in the corner chewing your finger
      Looking so stupid but somehow so sweet
      You play with your lemon watching the party
      Looking at cameras and fashionable tweed

      Behind your nail a piece of dirt
      Baby you're an introvert

      You say that you're hungry, watching your waistline 
      Common as cabbage, and maybe as green
      You mess up my parting by touching my collar
      Saying I'm handsome, I'm off in a dream

      But sometimes love can really hurt
      Baby you're an introvert

      I don't mind you quiet you can shout -- I don't care
      But hear me -- when you sit down you'd think that you weren't there
      I'd get more response from a stain on a shirt
      But you're on the level as a real introvert

      You never read novels -- just problems and diets
      Did you know that morning came just after night?
      You beautiful dum-dum  I love you like illness
      If you were to leave me, I'd put up a fight

      But don't you try and be a flirt -- Baby you're an introvert

    Contributed by Lily Giordano

  • Included on some copies, but not all, of the "Hope Fell Down" 12-inch.