WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see. 
 

He rushed home from work with a huge bunch of flowers 
And sat at her bedside for two or three hours 
She puffed and panted and timed the contractions 
He packed up a suitcase and swung into action 
He was pouring with sweat as they pulled from the drive 
He started to panic as he sped through the night 
He had to have gas to calm down his condition 
You'd think it was him who was in there delivering 

Six years of trying and trying so hard 
Had led to the moment that melted their hearts 
She thought it was her, he thought it was him 
But love persevered and now happiness is king 
He looked through the sheets at the head of his baby 
And stirred by the sight he got tearful and shaky 
The nurse wiped his forehead, and time froze in motion 
He looked at his loved one, her eyes so wide open 

He blinked and out came the rest of the body 
It was covered in blood, all wrinkled and soggy 
The stork had delivered the knot in the evening 
Six years they'd been waiting, and here it was sleeping