Like trying to knock down pins with marbles
in my hand
She wouldn't take a hi from me the average
man
Funny what money can do to people
But she had a light that had sparked up
her evil
Trying to chat up women who rate themselves
so high
Shouldn't be my subject but I felt like
I should try
Funny what drink can do for soldiers
Well she must into men a little bit older
Funny how it goes -- how money steals the
show
And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances
and what's it got for me
Hung over in my tree?
I saw the sun shine bright in front of......
Trying to get her dancing was not an easy
job
She made out like Houdini when I said do
you bop
Funny what rhythm does it kills me
Like champagne women only seem to spill
me
Trying to get the picture, I settled down
to a drink
When up came Cinderella, so what was I to
think
Funny how these shoes fit a dragon
Well she's like the sharks that you get
in Manhattan
Funny how it goes -- how money steals the
show
And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances
and what's it got for me
Hung over in my tree?
I saw the sun shine bright in front of.....