Farfisa Beat 
    (Difford/Tilbrook) 
      Everybody's dancing 
      To the Farfisa beat 
      All the girls are crazy 
      Acting out the heat 
      Tie and shirts and cufflinks 
      Well that's pretty neat 

      Flash flash mirror ball 
      Stereo and disco 
      Wow wow ain't she tall 
      Moved off my feet 
      To the Farfisa Beat 

      Pulling my side glances 
      To the one across the way 
      She wears alot of makeup 
      But they all do these days 
      Pretty horny tee shirt 
      Well mighten you explain 

      Beat for beat for beat for all 
      Cut there in the yea 
      Everybody's got the girl 
      So is there any spare 
      For five foot seven 
      Of heavy duty wear
       

  • FROM THE ALBUM: Argybargy. Released as a single in Denmark, Germany, and Switzerland.
  • Farfisa: a type of electric organ that saw its popular peak in the 1960s with records like ? and the Mysterians' "96 Tears".