All the King's Horses  
    (Difford/Tilbrook) 

    WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.  

      He's ordering double shots tonight
      He thinks he's single, he could be right
      He seeks no trouble while he's around
      The king of love wears half a crown

      He's looking anxious and turning red
      And hears the clicking castanets
      But there's no dancer when he looks around
      The king of love wears half a crown

      All the king's horses and all the king's men 
      Couldn't put the young king back together again
      He shouts at the jukebox and falls to the ground
      Tonight the young king wears half of his crown

      Down from the barstool he tries to climb
      Putting his legs down one at a time
      What a palaver, what -- one more round?
      The king of love wears half a crown

      Out of the hotel gulping the air
      The extra-strong mints drop everywhere
      Asleep at the wheel, what's this she's found?
      The king of love wears half a crown

    Contributed by Lily Giordano


  • Available on "This Summer" CD single #2.